Kanye & Kim’s “alleged” new house

May 20, 2013 - 

Rumor has it Kanye West & Kim Kardashian just purchased this love nest for $11,000,000.00 in a gated Bel Air, California community. Condo fees are $903.00 per month, which considering the sale price is pretty cheap. I just sold a $285,000.00 condo with condo fees that were $300.00 per month, so in comparison, Kim is doing pretty good on the condo fees. Their condo fees also include the 24 hour ARMED GUARDS that patrol the gated community. It’s brand new construction  has 5 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, and rounds out at a pathetic 37,000 square feet (just for a point of reference, THE WHITE HOUSE is 55,000 square feet). This house is gargantuan, which is probably a good choice considering you’d have to live in it with Kanye West and a screaming child, which are basically one in the same. Here’s the address if you want to Google Map it :11790 SOUTHAMPTON Ct, Bel Air, CA 90077.  

What a dump.

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Back of the house

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front

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Personally, I'd pick a lighter granite. But Personally, I don't have 11 million.

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My Grandma called she wants her kitchen vent back. Woof.

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Ok that head board is ridiculous.

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Beautiful floors

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Living room

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LOVE THIS ROOM!

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For 11 million, you'd think you'd get a little more land and privacy from the neighbors.

 

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